Muse-Amuse

Anonymous asked: this is how you flirt (just a few tips): 1)when you look at the other person DON'T BREAK EYE CONTACT AND DON'T BLINK. EVER. It shows weakness. 2) Ask for their social security number. That's how they know you mean serious business. 3) Figure out their insecurities and call them on it. They will be impressed by your bravery. Well, that's it, can't give away ALL my secrets you know. Hope you get to use this soon.

safety-officer-barto:

Okay you people give terrible flirting advice

andmyheartwillfindyouthere:

chiclovesyou:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

smilenile:

cartoonpolitics:

refers to the recent death at age 84 of Fred Phelps, founder of the Westboro Baptist ‘Church’.

Let love shine louder.

PREEEEEEACH

BOOM

Yes!!

andmyheartwillfindyouthere:

chiclovesyou:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

smilenile:

cartoonpolitics:

refers to the recent death at age 84 of Fred Phelps, founder of the Westboro Baptist ‘Church’.

Let love shine louder.

PREEEEEEACH

BOOM

Yes!!

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wittlecritter:

un-composed:

un-composed:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a quote from a poem or book that I think matches your blog 

I’m actually going to add song lyrics too, so yeah. 

YES

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willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

yeeitsanna:

i reblog this every single time

this is my favorite post on this whole website

Everyone needs this in their blog

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thisragingpeace:

cassiel-the-loyal:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species. 

punks almost dead

That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda. 
they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.

Punks not as almost dead as we thought.

thisragingpeace:

cassiel-the-loyal:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda.

they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.

Punks not as almost dead as we thought.

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Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars.

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

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